You Should Have Been a Meat Shield
An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.
Starring in alphabetical order:
Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)
Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.
All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.
Episodes
177 episodes
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Two: But, What About Fireball?
Seeking their friend Zephyros, the gang infiltrate a hill giant fortress using zero subtlety.
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Episode 55
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1:06:33
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter One: It Appears To Be the Time for Clobbering
The gang, desperate to find their cloud giant friend, track a small group of hill giants to the east and make a startling discovery...
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: We Need to Find Our Goofy Boy!
The gang head north of Waterdeep to find their pal Zephyros.
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43:23
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Two: It's Mucus!
In this episode, the gang accesses their new teleportation circle to travel to the bustling city of Waterdeep!
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46:02
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Four: Values Shmalues
In this super-short episode, the Salt & Pepper Gang decide how to properly investigate the missing nobles of Yartar!
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13:05
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Three: Walkie Talkie? How About a Stoney-Phoney?
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Four: Drowning in Fear & Also Sewage
In this episode, the gang tries to escape the sewer and get to the friendly (?) streets of Yartar above!
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57:38
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Two: I Am The Walrus, You Are The Horrible Sewer Monster
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55:10
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter One: Can I Ride My Magic Broom Over the Poo?
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Four: The Sewage Exploration Team Building Exercise
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Three: We've Stolen a Boat
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Two: The Rapid Moving Bowel Deception
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter One: What a Waste of a Corpse
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Four: I've Never Seen Such Articulate Eyebrows
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Three: A Round of Sharks My Good Man
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54:36
You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Two: Welcome to the Wormhole
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter One: What Amazing Ears You Have
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 4: Barry What
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